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Zillatain
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Post Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2015 11:17 pm |
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Welcome to the Alpha's & Beta's Show of Wordiness. Today's guest-wordy is the oddly eloquent Tuesday."I bid a very warm welcome to everyone who wishes to listen to my sultry voice for this exciting episode. My word for your discerning ears is, 'blunderbuss'. I will now put that word into an understandable sentence example you all of you." 'Jorga's explosive diarrhea unexpectedly burst through his trousers like the firing of a blunderbuss.' Thank you Tuesday for that very...messy word. Please check back tomorrow for our next exciting guest and word.----- Vote for Sluggy Freelance at Top Web Comics. Remember to vote EACH day. [#93 +1 *591]
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balthazar
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Post Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2015 12:31 am |
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Heh. And yet, in spite of the promotion, Squishydoodoo is still not the one in charge.
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Dodger77
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Post Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2015 12:34 am |
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I figured SquishyDoDo would have developed more of a spine after all these years. He did lead the RESCUE MISSION TO THE NORTH POLE[/reverb] after all. His character seems to have gone backwards which kind of makes me sad.
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Eagle299
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Post Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2015 12:38 am |
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Well, that's one of the less scary options that came to mind yesterday. Still puts Hereti Corp at the top of the food chain, though. Even a god of power like Bun Bun or demon members of the Cult of Poopy Pants don't have any real defense against this.
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RhynoD
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Post Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2015 12:38 am |
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Last panel: Now you do *too*
No hate, just pointing it out so it can get fixed whenever.
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s.i.l.
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At least Squishydodo is smart enough to not become the next Zappygonegone.
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Yodimus_Prime
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Squishydodo knows when to fold 'em.
Damn! I should've saved that for a scene involving playing cards. Clearly, I don't know when to hold 'em.
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Sotanaht
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Post Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2015 4:14 am |
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Yodimus_Prime wrote: Squishydodo knows when to fold 'em.
Damn! I should've saved that for a scene involving playing cards. Clearly, I don't know when to hold 'em. Still doesn't know when to RUN though.
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endplanets
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Post Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2015 5:05 am |
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So we have DFA snipers? Sweet. Though these guns are radically different from the usual DFA guns because they don't "Scalpal" out discrete chunks from a defined object but rather a radius.
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CheeseWhisper
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Post Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2015 10:39 am |
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Eagle299 wrote: Well, that's one of the less scary options that came to mind yesterday. Still puts Hereti Corp at the top of the food chain, though. Even a god of power like Bun Bun or demon members of the Cult of Poopy Pants don't have any real defense against this. Quite. s.i.l. wrote: At least Squishydodo is smart enough to not become the next Zappygonegone. Heh.
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migB
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Post Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2015 12:24 pm |
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endplanets wrote: So we have DFA snipers? Sweet. Though these guns are radically different from the usual DFA guns because they don't "Scalpal" out discrete chunks from a defined object but rather a radius. Well, the Firequackers does the same, and I would guess normal DFA's as well. They cut out a radius if they hit some kind of large inanimate object such as a building. But if they hit a living creature, it is DFA'ed as a whole. Now the elf in question was standing smack in the middle of the radius, being completely surrounded. It makes sense that he was zapped fully. If he were to be on the edge of the radius, he would also be zapped fully, or not zapped. A death by decapitation is not possible.
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