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 Post Posted: Tue May 26, 2015 12:00 am 
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That's odd... Tuesday could of sworn that there was something here yesterday, but there appears to be nothing there now. So very strange. Oh I had better shut up and hand it over to Alpha.

Thank you Tuesday, even though you messed everything up by talking before you were supposed to.

Sorry about that!

Just... It's enough of a pain containing Beta with all of the delays, without you going off script...

We have a script?

*sigh*

Well, sort of. I'm supposed to say something, then you are to read what Fri was going to do last week before the dimensional fusion accele-


What?!

Um, don't you remember the cataclysm with the-

No, no! I'm supposed to read something that Fri wrote? Fri's crazy! Nothing he says makes any sense... Am I going to contract crazy if I read it? Am I only here to be a genius pig?!

...

Do you always blurt out everything that pops into your head? Don't answer that!

No, you are not going to contract crazy, since what he says does make sense... So I've been told. And the term is guinea pig, not genius pig.

So can we start now?


Ah...okay.

Alright then...

Welcome to the (currently) Alpha Show of Wordiness everyone. Today's guest is the little too distracted Tuesday... That's your cue.


Oh! Hi everyone! I'm now going to tell you something that Fri wanted me to say...

O hbaz vrsv ba abf oe ufslobi vroe, ea O naxdl esg sbgvrobi O zsbvfl. Mxv mfnsxef vrfuf oe evodd vrf paeeomodovg vrsv vrf evsvxvf aq dokovsvoabe rseb'v uxb axv gfv, I eraxdlb'v vfdd gax smaxv kg ifbanolfe. Baz vrsv o vrobh smaxv ov, vraef lab'v uxb axv qau vrsv la vrfg?

Sbgzsg, O'k iaobi va la eakf obnfpvoab vrobie rfuf sbl iowf gax vrf XUD aq vrf lfnugpvfl kfeesife ob vroe fbnugpvfl kfeesif vrsv gax zaxdl aq rsl va lfnalf va qobl axv... MZABI!

rvvp://psevfmob.nak/hTsTBNGl

Baz ab zovr vrf eraz. Vrf zaul qau...

...

I think I feel the crazy coming on.

Just do the word for today in your own way, okay?

...

Okay!

Hmm, something that begins with Y... Aha! The word is 'why'!

'Why' is this show taking so long?

That's not... Screw it. Please check back tomorrow and see if this thing will actually have a conclusion or not. At least tomorrow should have someone who is a bit less talkative.


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 Post Posted: Tue May 26, 2015 12:10 am 
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I'm guessing Zoe is the queen of spades?

So Gwynn must be another queen. Who will the fourth be? Aylee? Kiki? ZHOAS??

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 Post Posted: Tue May 26, 2015 12:26 am 
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That's an awfully small casino.

Now what did Teresa do last night? Sounds like her plan is proceeding too well.

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 Post Posted: Tue May 26, 2015 12:27 am 
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How do you take care of a zombie head on a stick, anyway? Water it regularly like a Chia Pet?

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 Post Posted: Tue May 26, 2015 12:53 am 
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Yodimus_Prime wrote:
How do you take care of a zombie head on a stick, anyway? Water it regularly like a Chia Pet?
I'd go with crickets.

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 Post Posted: Tue May 26, 2015 1:05 am 
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Did Riff forget to carry a few orders of magnitude, or is he up to something else...

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 Post Posted: Tue May 26, 2015 5:49 am 
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garyfritz wrote:
I'm guessing Zoe is the queen of spades?

So Gwynn must be another queen. Who will the fourth be? Aylee? Kiki? ZHOAS??

It's a full house, so probably 3 queens and two kings. Or just two jacks... :riff: :torg:

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 Post Posted: Tue May 26, 2015 11:32 am 
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Riff needs a large hole in the ground and he's using shovels? Not Inflatable Digi-Bots or DFA canons or various ways of creating an earth-shattering KA-BOOM? Something is not right.

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 Post Posted: Tue May 26, 2015 12:34 pm 
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Queen of Spades is an appropriate title for a chapter that starts out with digging. :pun:

garyfritz wrote:
So Gwynn must be another queen. Who will the fourth be? Aylee? Kiki? ZHOAS??

Gwynn was named "the certified Queen of Diamonds" by Bun-bun on Friday. As for the identity of the other queens, I think [spec].

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 Post Posted: Tue May 26, 2015 12:56 pm 
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I thought he was calling Theresa the queen of diamonds, due to her being a diamond thief?

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 Post Posted: Tue May 26, 2015 12:57 pm 
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No, he said Teresa was the 'certified queen of diamonds'.
http://www.sluggy.com/comics/archives/daily/150522

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 Post Posted: Tue May 26, 2015 1:46 pm 
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Hmmmmm. I read that as Bun-bun commenting that Gwynn apparently thinks Torg is more valuable than the casino, with the "What does that make us?" a parting shot along the lines of "What are we, chump change?" Plus, he called her a cat burglar, not a diamond thief.

Oh well. I've been wrong before.

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 Post Posted: Tue May 26, 2015 2:55 pm 
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I am really hoping that this is going to be the end of ZHOAS, as least in the form of a rotting head on a stick. IT's time to let things go.

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 Post Posted: Tue May 26, 2015 5:06 pm 
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ramoss wrote:
I am really hoping that this is going to be the end of ZHOAS, as least in the form of a rotting head on a stick. IT's time to let things go.

Agree with that.

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 Post Posted: Tue May 26, 2015 6:31 pm 
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Pavod wrote:
Riff needs a large hole in the ground and he's using shovels? Not Inflatable Digi-Bots or DFA canons or various ways of creating an earth-shattering KA-BOOM? Something is not right.


Explosive shovels. It's a surprise.

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