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I did not see that coming! Riff is going to need to explain a lot of things quickly or find a way to distract Fahran...

Unfortunately, as stupid as king poop is, he’s also a bulking mass of muscles that probably had a lot of combat training.

Bet he’s never seen a laser though. That scene from Indiana Jones where Harrison ford was too tired because of all the diarrhea comes to mind.

This assumes riff still has any weapons left on him.

Oh who am I kidding. Riff is the strip's macguyver. He can make a bomb out of a stick of gum. It might blow up prematurely but ...umm... Let me check my notes, I forget where I was going with that.

Hey, Hyperbolius has squid hands.

Only EXPLOSIONS can save Riff now!

Riff is not allowed to die, we're not running Game of Thrones here!

Called it! I knew Farahn would go after Riff, especially if he even remotely remember him. Riff got in his way twice with Gwynn, as far as he is concerned, so he has major beef with him.

And once again, Farahn is underestimating Gwynn, thinking she can only handle weak monsters. *sigh* I am sure he will learn quickly when she is done "booking" them all. I really think he deserves one of her signature knee-to-the-groin moves. He put her through h3ll.

You were effectively spot-on. And I am sure Fahran will do well in the modern world after a few weeks of being dead in an alley street. Could rise up to become some decent fertilizer.

Still such a classy guy, that king...

Riff, do the needful.

Yeah, uhhh the weak monster thing is pretty dumb. He literally watched her take out poopypants.

Of course, he’s also in the middle of a psychotic break though, so… we’ll give him time to process that one.

Edit: i guess he could see poopypants as weak as he’s been in control the whole time. That can’t help his ego.

Which friends? Riff? Who is being attacked by a muscle man from several thousand years in the past that has no clue what's going on? Torg? Who's being chased into the distance by the Trevors, with Zoë right behind them? An alien (Alyee)? A vampire (Sam)? A bunny God of Power?

Poor Meander.

Don't tell her. She doesn't know all that. Lol.

If Farahan hurts or kills Riff, does that mean his date night with Gwynn is off?

And didn't Riff get his right shoulder dislocated on July 4th, when Fourman squeezed him?

Given the explosively dangerous situations he's found himself in over the years, I'm sure Riff knows how to fix a dislocated shoulder.