Hello Sluggy!

[NezleyCrunch]

So, I found an awesome bunny plushie with a switchblade at goodwill. I loved him, and ass.umed he was a badass....I finally got around to researching its origins and found this great comic!! I am
Even more in love with my bunny plushie now that I know his name is bunbun and hes a total dick

Thank you Sluggy, this is one of my favorite comics now.

[Zillatain]

Yes, Bun-Bun is "a total dick". And we wouldn't have him any other way.

Wait... "Sluggy, this is one of my favorite comics now"... Not the one... BLASPHEMY!

*elevator music starts up*

Now as we wait for the Sluggish Inquisition to arrive and give you what for, you will be treated to our finest Pesterers performing the long forgotten pestering art of the play Oh How Shall I Pester Thee. If it moves you such that you will throw to them some (original) poetry of yours in appreciation, they may give you something you will never forget, in return.

I also have to tell you that the pestering of the play is the tradition around here, not the poetry. You need not do anything to show you appreciation of the art and you may go on your way.

Lastly, the Inquisition welcomes you to the forum. You will be staying awhile...

[Steave]

We're more of the love, pestering, and rhetoric school. Well, we can do you pestering and love without the rhetoric, and we can do you pestering and rhetoric without the love, and we can do you all three concurrent or consecutive. But we can't give you love and rhetoric without the pestering. Pestering is compulsory. They're all pestering, you see.

[Jorodryn]

We thank you for saving the life of the plushie bunny. Not sure why anyone would discard such a treasure, but anyway for doing that you deserve a pester.

[NezleyCrunch]

I would kindly welcome a pester, my lifelong dream is to be pestered by those such as thee, of course naturally.

I find myself often on the road, and am not the most active poster, but when i do I hope it incites these promised pesters.

[Jorodryn]

was that your poem? It seemed sort of poemish... but since I am confused about if it is or isn't I give you a cup of air.

[Steave]

This is quite confusing. It did seem kind of proseish. Here have this box. Just try not to think about being dead in it. Mind you that might be preferable to thinking about being alive in it.

Or maybe you would prefer this coin. It always comes down heads. Until it doesn't.

[NezleyCrunch]

Hmm, the prose of this page is most inspires, I find myself often thinking of purple telephone icecream, do any of you like ice cream? Of course you do how silly of me. soap flavored truffles for everyone..I mean, maybe just soap.

[Jorodryn]

I hate soap it tastes too much like cilantro

[Zillatain]

You have horrible taste. No more soap truffles for you.

Here's some gunpowder stuffed portabella mushrooms marinated in a garlic kerosene sauce which is then roasted for .12 seconds over the plasma of a micro fusion reactor.

So good, they are bound to blow your mind.

[Goatlord42]

Wow, sacred Sluggite objects have officially made it into the thrift-shop market. I'm pretty sure there's a place to log that for historic posterity in our Cult Archives. This has greatly increased our ability to proselytize. Now we just need someone to help us shove surplus books into the used Bible section!

Though its probably best you don't post the name of that thrift shop online. Bun Bun might take it personal. The last guy who tried to sell him landed him with Nerd Boy.

Oh, and here are some Guatemalan Jumping Beans. They're like Mexican Jumping Beans, but grow up to be car-sized rhinoceros beetles. I hear their great at parties of people you don't like. *tosses and runs*