Evidently, I'm supposed to introduce myself. Since the main point of doing so appears to be to prove that I am someone actually interested in the comic, and not just a spammer, I'll keep the personal details brief. I am a male sophomore in college, undeclared major. My interests include science and philosophy. I discovered Sluggy Freelance about a month ago and binge read it over the course of several days. It is now my favorite webcomic.
Okay, now to the part that might actually interest the coyote who "deletes spammers with extreme prejudice." While my name should be evidence enough that i actually read the comic, since it is a combination of two Sluggy tropes, I will provide more evidence.
"I look(ed) like a flower!"
"My world is a crotch!"
*ka-click*
The "Lady of the Book," in the Dimension of Lame for sure, and as of February 23, 2015, quite possibly in our dimension as well.
"Stay good!"
The destroyer.
"Nosce te ipsum."
"Lemme check my notes..."
The Sampire! Mostly dead as of June 5, 2013, all-the-way stolen as of March 5, 2015.
Sasha is a weird girl. And also a traitor.
"Boy I'm in a wacky mood today!"
This is Zoe. She's been turned into a camel (repeatedly), set on fire, rebuilt by nanites, and attacked by everything from zombie geeks to demon possessed to animals with criminal-mastermind-relative brains in them. She's also the normal one of the comic.
That should be sufficient to prove that i'm neither a spammer or a troll, but someone who is genuinely interested in the sluggyverse.