Hello from Norway!

[Edguy]

18 years old guy from Norway her, started reading Sluggy just half a year ago, or something.
Truly a masterpieace, easily the best webcomic I've ever read, looking forward to the continued saga!

So anyways, decided to make myself an account here, so.. hi?! :D

[Zillatain]

Welcome to the Forum, Edguy, from the planet Norway.

Please don't be alarmed but the city of Forum on the planet Sluggy floats on a sea of liquid ice. Which is strangely referred to as "water" by some. These "Waterers" tend to not be all that stable in the head. Most annoying of them have been relocated to the floating city of Waterlandia. For their own good of course.

Unfortunately, you may be accosted by one before the authorities can 'talk' to them. You will know that it is a Waterer that is accosting, you since they will tend to yell "Water!" and run off. But their saying of the word is changed by their mental deficiencies . The 'wa' sound is pronounced by them as 'pes'.

Why do they do this? Government scientists think that they want you to post some type of (original) 'poetry'. And if you do this thing, they will give you a 'gift' in return. The Waterers believe this is a holy tradition that must be done to newcomers to the planet. The tradition states that the accosting of newcomers is the requirement, the 'poetry' is not required and is not necessary to be a visitor to Sluggy. Nothing more is needed from you.

May the Torg be with you.

[Steave]

I feel strangely moist ... Anyway hello and Pester!

[Edguy]

This must be a strange place indeed :)

[Sefski]

My origins are from Norway through my dad's side, beautiful spot.

[Edguy]

..cold and boring, though

Oh, yeah, you wanted some poetry? Well, here goes nothing:

Sometimes, in the evening,
while the sky is still blue,
Kiki eats too much macaroni,
and poops in your shoe!

When Bun Bun is angry,
you better run for your life,
'cause he will be coming for you,
with his sharp, lil flick knife!

From a dimension of horror,
comes a green, alien girl.
Right now she looks harmless,
but later she will destroy--this puny, little world!

Riff might appear cool,
and he always takes charge.
But under the surface,
is a struggle at large!

From the cold Nebraska,
come Zöe the sane.
She might be cautious,
but still almost had a yak eat her brain!

Oasis is a lady,
of fire and rain!
She is deadly and immortal,
yet her life is just pain!

Torg is a clown;
that's something most will agree.
But when it really matters,
he is the hero we all need him to be!

Stay good!

[Steave]

Gift time!

As you've complained about being cold and bored I shall gift you with this device. It is starting to become very warm and soon I am sure it will make things in its immediate vicinity very interesting if only briefly.

Anyhow I'm off to orbit around a distant planet and observe from a safe distance.

[Zillatain]

Those hybrid fission/fusion space-heaters are a tad touchy abut temperature settings. So I'll give you a 7 liter -for the 7 poems- mag-bottle of liquid anti-oxidane to pour on the heater to control the output.

I'll go and join Steave while you try out your new gifts... Um, Steave, why did you move to the next planet over just now?

[Steave]

Because they have a warp gate scheduled to open in the next half hour to the Quixilon sector. I just thought it was a nice time for a holiday. Hurryuphurryuphurryuphurryup