Hail Pete!
Anyway,
this strip should help with your burning question... No wait, the burning thing is why do you think Oasis's ability should be called "heartburn at a distance"? Though if you really hate the word pyrokinesis, you should complain to the writer Stephen King.
Huh, radioactive spaghetti? And you can now cook ramen with your mind? Odd. That doesn't sound like the Dimension of Ziti... It sounds more like the Dimension of Farfalline. Though my remembrances of the different dimensions is probably skewed due to the interdimesional pasta wars boiling over many times over the millennia.
Um, I think there is something else I should talk about... Ah yes, the anchor of the...no that's not it. So... Oh, is it? Huh? Yeah that's it! Pesterers! ... Or the lack of...possibly...
Pesterers are loathsome creatures that usually dress all in black and annoy newcomers from the shadows. Oddly, they think they deserve to have newcomers give them original poetry created and written by you the newcomer for annoying you. But if their siren song is to your liking and give them what they oh so desire, they will give you a gift. But if you are not interested in a gift, you do not need to give them anything. The tradition is the pestering, no the poetry.
Lastly, welcome to the forum RamenChef. May the fusilli be with you.