Zillatain wrote:
Welcome, welcome, Ophidiophile, but don't be afraid of The Archive. It will most likely only maul you a little bit. Probably only loose a few toes...
Now as for you fingers...the Pesterers may want to slither over and lick them possibly. Be sure to wear gloves. Though you might be able to stop them from even trying if you give them an original poem written by you. It doesn't have to be fancy (or good), but if you do give them one, they may shower you with gifts. Or was it that they will shower with the door open while you are duck-taped to the wall?... Well, anyway you are not required to give anyone poetry. Pestering newbies is the only strange tradition the Pesterers are required to do. And lick fingers, with their forked tongues...
I'm just looking for a shower buddy.
BUT ONLY WITH THOSE WHO HAVE MASTERED THEIR CRAFT.