I give you:
Magical Trevor
Everybody loves Magical Trevor
Cause the tricks that he does are ever so clever
Look at him now
Disappearing the cow
where is the cow
hidden right now
taking a bow its Magical Trevor
Everyone has seen that the trick is clever
look at him there with his leathery, leathery whip
its made of magic, and with a little flip
yeah yeah, yeah, the cow is back
yeah yeah, yeah, the cow is back
back back, back from his magical journey
What do you see in the parralel dimension
he saw beans lots of beans lots of beans lots of beans
oh beans lots of beans lots of beans lots of beans
yeah yeah
And my new favourite:
Magical Trevor 2!
He's back - and he's got a new trick
Magical Trevor is ten times a slick
as the last time - the last time you saw him
Now you can see why we really adore him
You might think his new trick is sick
sawing a pidgeon in half with a stick
look at the pidgeon - now its in two
oh my its rear end is having a poo
look at the mess - in aisle two
aisle two
thats the place where we saw the ragu
theres so much ragu (repeat)