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Re: Radioactivity

Postby Weremensh » Sat Dec 31, 2016 9:32 pm

Perfect for slipping out of string quartets for a drink without the audience noticing.

A radioactive balloon: the more ballast it carries, the higher it flies.
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Re: Radioactivity

Postby Zillatain » Mon Jan 02, 2017 11:01 pm

Perfect for extreme BASE jumpers.

A radioactive gas station: the underground tanks never go empty
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Re: Radioactivity

Postby kitoba » Wed Jan 04, 2017 9:57 am

It will keep us going until Mr Fusion TM is invented.

A pair of radioactive cufflinks: twice as good as the single cufflink mentioned earlier.
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Re: Radioactivity

Postby drachefly » Fri Jan 06, 2017 2:19 pm

Useful for parents, teachers, prison guards... you name it!

A radioactive tear-off calendar. If you take a page, you remember what you did on that day.
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Re: Radioactivity

Postby Thom Solo » Mon Jan 09, 2017 3:05 pm

Useful for anyone writing their memoirs.


A radioactive bubble wand: it lets you bubbles in polygonal shapes.
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Re: Radioactivity

Postby kitoba » Thu Jan 12, 2017 10:55 pm

They stack more easily that way (depending on the shape).

A radioactive card table. The house always wins.
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Re: Radioactivity

Postby Weremensh » Sat Jan 14, 2017 8:43 pm

Useful for buildings who like to gamble.

Radioactive spaghetti: capable of holding an infinite amount of sauce per forkful.
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Re: Radioactivity

Postby CCC » Tue Jan 17, 2017 3:27 am

...tastes a bit dry, but surprisingly filling. Not very healthy, though.

A sheet of radioactive paper - whenever you turn it over, you find a clean side to write on. (Good luck finding the stuff you previously wrote, though).
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Re: Radioactivity

Postby kitoba » Mon Jan 23, 2017 10:06 pm

Good for writing self-destructing messages.

A radioactive keyboard (plays music, types AND holds all your keys)
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Re: Radioactivity

Postby inspiration » Thu Jan 26, 2017 11:55 pm

Good for playing some background music while you stay up all night typing your term papers. (Provides a nice green glow to see your notes by, too.)

A radioactive toothpick. Gets the food out from between your teeth ... when your teeth fall out.
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Re: Radioactivity

Postby Dodger77 » Mon Jan 30, 2017 4:48 pm

OOG: OMG INSPY!!! *waves*

Useful for cleaning said teeth so that they can be turned into dentures.

A radioactive ferret shock pill. It cures ferret shock induced by the return of a long lost sluggite.
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Re: Radioactivity

Postby drachefly » Wed Feb 01, 2017 10:56 am

Useful now, it seems.

Radioactive seeds. They grow into a random plant instead of whatever it germinated from.
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Re: Radioactivity

Postby kitoba » Wed Feb 01, 2017 1:21 pm

It really messes with Monsanto

Radioactive teacup. It never goes empty.
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Re: Radioactivity

Postby CCC » Wed Feb 01, 2017 3:34 pm

I just wish it was tea that it was filled with.

An infinite supply of radioactive coffee - it tastes even more bitter than regular coffee, and neither sugar nor milk help moderate that taste.
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