It was about that point that realized the Month of Obfuscating Fuzziness had reached it's end many metric hours ago, and I myself was now lying in a wheelbarrow made of only the finest dried marshmallows. Where, I could not say - it was night time, and the air smelled like somebody had left a power drill on for 3 hours straight while burping. I more or less tumbled from the wheelbarrow onto the the damp, bare ground. I couldn't help but notice the dirt felt and smelt like dirt should, yet was transparent all the way down to the bedrock. Worms and small stones seemed were suspended below me. Unfortunately, the combination of confusion and wonderment I had been feeling was not last. Nestled deep below, atop the bedrock beneath centuries worth of untouched see-through topsoil, was
possibly the stupidest thing one could attach to their key ring. This could only mean one thing, and I spoke the thought aloud to nobody in particular as I came to my feet. "Somebody with either very poor taste or an overdeveloped sense of irony has access to time travel."