The Sluggite Zone

by **Thom Solo** » Mon Mar 07, 2011 4:01 pm

McDonald's is a farm (the farmer's kinda old), so the opposite of McDonald's is the big city.

by **Jorodryn** » Mon Mar 07, 2011 5:57 pm

The big city is full of life, so the opposite is the moon.

by **Galaxy Hunter** » Mon Mar 07, 2011 6:16 pm

The moon shines brightly at night, so the opposite of the moon is coal.

End of Line.

by **weatherwax** » Mon Mar 14, 2011 3:20 pm

Coal is made of long-dead bio-matter, so the opposite of coal would be a newborn puppy.

by **Solara Hanover** » Tue Mar 15, 2011 9:58 am

A newborn puppy is blind, so the opposite is an optometrist.

by **SaveTheGreyhounds** » Tue Mar 15, 2011 2:32 pm

My optometrist thinks I'm awesome for some reason, so the opposite of an optometrist is a group of seventh-grade girls.

by **weatherwax** » Tue Mar 15, 2011 3:58 pm

Seventh grade girls are obsessed with removing body hair, so their opposite would be Chewbacca.

by **Galaxy Hunter** » Tue Mar 15, 2011 6:23 pm

Chewbacca is an alien, so the opposite of Chewbacca is a Predator.

End of Line.

by **Jorodryn** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 12:30 pm

a predator preys so the opposite is an atheist.

by **weatherwax** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 2:19 pm

As an athiest, my husband drinks a lot of tea. So the opposite of an athiest is a cup of espresso.

Website · by **kirby1024** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 11:09 pm

You can get a cup of espresso anywhere, so the opposite would be unbiased news!

by **Zillatain** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 12:36 am

Unbiased news is built upon reporting only completely factual and verified information, so its opposite is the internet.

by **Jorodryn** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 2:44 pm

the internet keeps me awake at night so the opposite is valium

by **drachefly** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 3:40 pm

The valium-inspired monsters in crystal crazy (välïümlöüt, I believe) prevent you from firing your weapon, so the opposite of valium is a gun.

by **weatherwax** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 3:52 pm

A gun of the look at these variety tends to be on heavily muscled men, so the opposite of a gun would be Adrien Brody.

Little-known Opposites