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 Post subject: Radioactivity
 Post Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2016 5:54 pm 
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This was one of my all-time favorite Sluggy Forum games. I didn't make it up, but I think it was first made up as part of another game I ran.

Anyway, the poster describes an ordinary object transformed by radioactivity. The next poster describes what it's useful for before posting a new one. Searching for old threads should give ample examples.

This is a radioactive apple. It keeps the doctor (and all other licensed medical professionals) away --with a force-field.

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 Post subject: Re: Radioactivity
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Very useful if you really really dislike needles.

A radioactive deck of cards. It causes any magician's trick to go awry.

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Useful for creating a distraction when pickpocketing at a show.

A radioactive automobile sun-roof. It lets the sun in through every roof within 100m.

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 Post subject: Re: Radioactivity
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Very useful if you have it in for any gingers.

A radioactive tumbler, it microwaves your drink constantly.

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Useful when you need a REALLY hot cup of coffee.

A radioactive banana, it keeps your stomach full for the next 24 hours.

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 Post subject: Re: Radioactivity
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Essential if you're being chased by a giant, hungry gorilla.

A radioactive oven timer.

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Good for witches who don't want to be baked in their ovens by clever girls.

A radioactive cufflink

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Quite useful for controlling fisticuffs.

A radioactive pen. It absorbs all ink within three feet.

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 Post subject: Re: Radioactivity
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Useful for when you need to clean up a spill.

A radioactive bomb. It kills nearly everybody within a 10-mile radius and gives cancer to those it doesn't kill in that radius.

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Good for powering spacecraft.

A radioactive suitcase. It always masses the same, no matter what happens to be in it.

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Useful for really sticking it to the airport luggage weight regulations.

A radioactive dimensional flux agitator. It always sends people to the SAME dimension.

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 Post subject: Re: Radioactivity
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Useful for... um... let me check my notes ! :riff:

A radioactive ballot

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 Post subject: Re: Radioactivity
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It can never be counted; useful for neutering elections.

A radioactive pen - it continually writes a stream-of-consciousness narrative from the point of view of the nearest lifeform, which is almost always some sort of bacteria.

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 Post subject: Re: Radioactivity
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Unbelievably useful for biologists.

A radioactive phillips head screwdriver. It always slips the spot.

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 Post subject: Re: Radioactivity
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Good for slipping into someone else's toolbox when he or she isn't looking.

A radioactive violin --capable of playing by itself.

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