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 Post subject: Calvinball!
 Post Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 10:02 pm 
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You're in the pernicious poem place! The next post must be in the form of a poem!

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 Post Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 10:42 pm 
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There once was a game played by Calvin
A boy not much taller than Alvin
He made up the rules
And called us all fools
For his number one rule was "I shall win!"

The next poster has lost 10 points for posting out of turn, but can undo this by reversing the word order of his post.

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 Post Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 10:55 pm 
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The next poster MUST bow to his inferiority or he is disqualified.

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I bow to El Wuffel's inferiority and state that the next post must not say anything about The Comfy Chair!

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Oh, so I can't say anything about the... Oh! You almost got me!

The next poster looks like he's standing in the no noise zone. He loses 72 points if he makes a sound!

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The above poster gained 12 points for leaving me momentarily confused. The next poster will lose 24 points unless they can in some form confuse the poster after them.

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5 points for knowing the below post is the truth.
5 additional points for knowing the above post is a lie.

Next poster must sing about how tigers rock. First verse only.

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No, no, no. Stop that! There'll be no singing here.

The next poster must explain why there is no singing in Swamp Castle. (23.72 points)

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just like their are no cleats in the space flight club, so their shall be no singing in the... crap, I forgot what I was gonna say

2.875 points to someone who can name uwe bolls greatest movie ever

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Trick question! Uwe Boll movies can only be rated in degrees of pain.

The next poster must recite the alphabet sideways or lose 3.14 points.

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The first person to decipher how I came up with that ordering gets 8 points.

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Tequila.

The next poster must explain how to win the 17th board in Donkey Kong, for 3200 points and a banana.

(Don't ask me if he got it right, I never got that far.)

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 Post Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 12:54 am 
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Surgoshan wrote:
The first person to decipher how I came up with that ordering gets 8 points.


"Tequila?" Foul. Flagrant use of alcoholic beverage as the explanation for anything. Parannoyed has to go the penalty box and listen to bad 90s techno.

I think Surgoshan "unshuffled" the alphabet. He took every other letter out and moved it to the end. If you shuffle his ordering back together, you get the alphabet backwards. Whether that counts as "sideways" is a matter of metaphysics, and we'll get the team metaphysician on that.

parannoyed wrote:
The next poster must explain how to win the 17th board in Donkey Kong, for 3200 points and a banana.


While you're in the penalty box, you can think about the fact that the arcade version of Donkey Kong had 4 levels that repeated over and over again, such that beating level 17 would be the same as level 1 except much faster. The NES version only had 3 levels that repeated would have level 17 be the same as level 2, but much faster. Anyway, you win either level by getting to the top of the board without being hit by fireballs or barrels.


By the way, I've been running with this post for so long, I've just scored a touchdown-mega-basket. 34 trillion points for me.

The next few posts will consist of the players on my team arquing with you cheaters on the other team about how my TMB was or was not legal according to some ridiculous rule not yet invoked. As per regulations, each such post must be designated a "Point of Order Post" or "POOP" for short. So... start flinging POOPs.

:riff: When in Rome!

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Wow... Wuffel gets 8 points. And a bonus point for doing it so quickly...

The next poster has to compose a limerick in praise of Wuffel.

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