If you prefer the "updated" thread titles, petition Wile E to let me change them back!
She is not going to let you within a mile of the moderator buttons again, mister.
Wait a minute. Do we know for a fact who handed us the keys to WGARS? SWMNBN2
might have been on a bender again.
Dude, Wile E admitted it in Gen Chat. Where have you been?
Cleaning up Llefser's drunken rampage! Where were you?!