While watching the spectacle unfolding in front of them, Funky Honky has The Chair change to somewhat resemble a regular chair and sits down. At the same time, he reluctantly he accepts the bowl of popcorn from Galaxy Hunter. Not having anything to clean the grease on his hand of with, and not wanting to ask for anything, he almost absentmindedly wipes them off on the chair. A beer would come in handy too..
Both of them are observing the Steavy Steave changing into something... else floating in midair. Hunter a feeling about the fabric of space around the changing shape is...just off. But he sees nothing that could be threat to Funky or himself, and so eats more popcorn. Noticing his hands are getting too greasy, he has a napkin appear out of thin air, which then wipes off his fingers by itself and when complete, it flies up and bursts into violet flames and orange sparkles.
As the thing in the sky is resolving in to what appears a car, a presence can be felt behind them. Turning almost as one, they both look behind and then look up to see that's it Zillatain.
"Oh, hi Zill. Come to watch?" Hunter asks.
Funky humbles, "Woner ih woo were gon ta thow up."
Looking at Funky, Zillatain says, "You know, you shouldn't talk with your mouth full? And you really should not be slathering The Chair with bacon grease. You might initiate its 'carnivorous power algorithms'."
"It may start to have a hankering for fresh meat. Because of that major damage you incurred, I'm not sure what it may do."
Reaching in to one of the many cavernous pockets, Zillatain takes out an item. Leaning down towards Funky, sier
hands him stack of napkins with a primary hand while a secondary hand pushes a complicated string of buttons on The Chair. A hidden chamber opens on the side.
"What are you doing?" Funky warily inquires.
Galaxy Hunter not receiving an answer to his earlier question went back to watching the Steavy Steave turn into a pink Cadillac floating in midair. Also he is analyzing the unstable 'blur' that has formed in front of the Caddy. He's fairly certain what may happen very shortly, but is distracted by what Funky said, and looks over towards him. He sees Zillatain take another item out of sier
's pocket and insert it into the opening. Funky jumps slightly as if shocked.
Funky looks as if he wants to say something, but Zillatain starts talking before he does. "It's not an upgrade so don't worry. It's a repair for some of the modules that were essentially ripped out
out of you/The Chair from 'the incident' that you don't remember."
"'The incident?'" Hunter interjects.
Zilatain stands and looks at the Cadillac as Balthazar is revving the engine. Looking back at Hunter thoughtfully Zillatain says, "Well, I don't think you were around this part of the universe when it happened. I'll try and remember to tell you about it sometime, but not right now. I'll try and make some time to tell you, and everybody else who wants to know."
"What 'incident'?!" Funky demands.
"I'm surprised you even remember who you are after that."
"What do you mean? I rem--"
A loud metallic crash is heard in the sky.
Everyone looks up and sees that Balthazar has apparently driven/flew the car into a very large strangely blocky stone statue
that appeared out of nowhere, where that blur was that Hunter noticed.
Both Funky and Hunter look back at Zillatain.
"I'm not sure why you're looking at me for... Well, I think I'm done here." With only the sound of air rushing quickly back into the space, Zillatain disappears.
Funky finally notices that the armrest on The Chair feels like it is nibbling at his arm...
One instant, he's revving the engine, popping the clutch, speeding off, and the next...the car slams into a large rock thing. And it appears his navigator was not strapped in since his bright red body is splatted on the rock in front of the car.
Quickly turning to everybody else in the car he sees everyone else is fine...including the shelless pink navigator. He stares.
Zoidberg just stares back at him. "What? Do I have some chitin on my face?"
Looking at everyone once again, Balthazar states, "All of you saw that I wasn't drinking and driving right? This...statue jumped out in front of me." Everybody, except Zoidberg, take a swig of their drinks and say nothing. "... Yes, a drink does sound good about."
With a twitch of his hand, a whiskey sour appears in his hand and he downs it all.