Caption Contest: The Meme Edition

[CCC]

Not anymore. It's broken now.

[Edguy]

Yay, victory!

Captcha this:

[gregnier]

bling, check! weird clothes, Check! a variety of strange hats, check! millions of adoring fans, Check! This must be Daft Punk. Nope.. hold on.. sorry. It's the pope. Godzilla isn't a Daft Punk fan.

Y0Y0Y0Y0! What's up my Vatican peeps!?!?! DJ Bennie the 13th is in the HISSSOUUUUSUE! I wanna give a special shoutout to my boi Godzilla in the background! Zilla! You my otha God!

Edit: i think we're all going to hell on this one -G

[drachefly]

All systems operational... Ave Maria... By the power of God and science, I smite thee!

[Grillick]

Is that the Pope spinning discs at a club? Nope! It's Chuck Testa!

[FreakyBoy]

The Power of Christ compels you! The Power of Christ compels you! The Power of Christ compels you!

... to stay tuned to Mad Pope DJ and the Cardinal Crew, only here on KVAT, Vatican City's source for the best new hip hop and R&B classics.

[gregnier]

The Power of Christ compels you! The Power of Christ compels you! The Power of Christ compels you!

... to dance!

[drachefly]

Hy, Gajera, would you hand me the extra large headset? Our next number is going to rock the firmament!

[Edguy]

The Power of Christ compels you! The Power of Christ compels you! The Power of Christ compels you!

... to dance!

Jesus don't dance, he's more the hipster-type who listens to indie rock. You can tell by the hair and the cheap clothes. They just stand there, vaguely nodding their heads.


Btw, when am I supposed to pick a winner?

[FreakyBoy]

Btw, when am I supposed to pick a winner?

I usually let it go about a week, longer if submissions are still coming in. Not more than two, though.

[Steave]

He's the voice of God on earth. He's the product of science gone wrong. The only thing they have in common is their live of dubstep. Stayed tuned for the showdown of the century!

... Alt punch line: They fight crime!

[Ruan]

The Pope's conversion to the Blue Oyster Cult had dire consequences.

[Kajin]

Sorry buddy, but this concert has yet to cross the Godzilla Threshold. You're gonna have to wait until things hit full swing before you're allowed to jump into the mosh pit.

[LeoChopper]

Unfortunately for my adaptation, it turned out I hadn't understood the Book of Revelation at all.

[chaosman]

Don't you hate the way Hollywood screws up every time they make a movie from a popular book by adding annoying scenes they think will "look cool"? Why can't they just tell the story the author told, the book was popular for a reason Dammit!!!!