Above, middle, below.

[Steave]

Previous poster: Should have started this thread with a set of rules.
Current poster: Hopes that people remember or figure out the rules.
Next poster: May have got the rules confused with a different game but is having a go anyway.

[drachefly]

Previous poster: Implied a set of rules by example
Current poster: Attempting to fulfill 'next poster' statement above
Next poster: Is quite certain what game we're playing, and how to play it, more so than anyone else so far.
Also, Brockley (E7)

[kitoba]

Previous Poster: Confused this game with Mornington Crescent.
Current Poster: Is aware of the difference.
Next Poster: Is checking Sluggy.net when he/she should be doing something else.

[Grillick]

Previous Poster: Definitely has the hang of this thing.
Current Poster: Really dislikes the law of agency and partnerships
Next Poster: Should definitely look behind him/her to check for ninjas.

[Edguy]

Previous poster: Is wrong.
Current poster: Is, in fact, a ninja.
Next poster: Doesn't see anything unusual.

[LeoChopper]

Previous poster: Needs to pick a winner for the caption contest.
Current poster: Is seriously neglecting to check for ninjas.
Next poster: Might have a better idea what is going on.

Edit: Ninja'd! This was in reply to Grillick - I somehow didn't notice Edguy's post until it was already too late.

[Zillatain]

Previous poster: Still hasn't noticed that the shuriken sticking out of their forehead.
Current poster: The ninjas are attacking! Light up the compound!
Next poster: Is blinded by the intense light.

Edit: Ninja'd! This was in reply to Grillick - I somehow didn't notice Edguy's post until it was already too late.

Well, he did say he was a ninja...

[Steave]

Previous poster: Is most likely to turn his thread into a battle thread.
Current poster: Is only slightly less likely to do so once his vision returns.
Next poster: Would rather be posting in POOP but there's nothing happening there.

[FreakyBoy]

Previous poster: is obviously trying to goad me into posting.
Current poster: totally fell for it.
Next poster: just didn't want to be the gullible one.

[Thom Solo]

Previous poster: couldn't resist such tantalizing bait.
Current poster: is eating lunch.
Next poster: will say something extremely witty in order to justify posting.

[Edguy]

Previous poster: Laid the perfect trap.
Current poster: Doesn't try very hard.
Next poster: Will have to come up with something better.

[Zillatain]

Previous poster: Hotfoots it the other direction.
Current poster: Tries to rub two brain cells together to come up with something witty for the internet. Starts a flame war instead.
Next poster: Is a troll.

[LobosSolos]

Previous poster: Should know that brain cells are never used for wit.
Current poster: Is worried about those flames since only those or acid will do him permanent damage.
Next poster: Will probably have to look up trolls, flame and acid to see what in the confounded cat hair the current poster is talking about.

[Solara Hanover]

Previous poster: Underestimates his audience
Current poster: Can't find her dice to roll to hit
Next poster: Secretly wants to be a member of Monty Python.

[drachefly]

Previous poster: does know where her towel is, if not her dice.
Current poster: Masks his desire with references to other funny British things.
Next Poster: wants a pitchfork handle, some 'O's, some peas, etc.