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weremensh
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Post Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2016 8:32 pm |
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Perfect for slipping out of string quartets for a drink without the audience noticing.
A radioactive balloon: the more ballast it carries, the higher it flies.
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Zillatain
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Post Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2017 10:01 pm |
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Perfect for extreme BASE jumpers.
A radioactive gas station: the underground tanks never go empty
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kitoba
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Post Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2017 8:57 am |
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Location: Televising the revolution
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It will keep us going until Mr Fusion TM is invented. A pair of radioactive cufflinks: twice as good as the single cufflink mentioned earlier.
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drachefly
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Post Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2017 1:19 pm |
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Useful for parents, teachers, prison guards... you name it!
A radioactive tear-off calendar. If you take a page, you remember what you did on that day.
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Thom Solo
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Post Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2017 2:05 pm |
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Useful for anyone writing their memoirs.
A radioactive bubble wand: it lets you bubbles in polygonal shapes.
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kitoba
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Post Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2017 9:55 pm |
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They stack more easily that way (depending on the shape).
A radioactive card table. The house always wins.
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weremensh
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Post Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2017 7:43 pm |
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Useful for buildings who like to gamble.
Radioactive spaghetti: capable of holding an infinite amount of sauce per forkful.
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CCC
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Post Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2017 2:27 am |
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...tastes a bit dry, but surprisingly filling. Not very healthy, though.
A sheet of radioactive paper - whenever you turn it over, you find a clean side to write on. (Good luck finding the stuff you previously wrote, though).
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kitoba
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Post Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2017 9:06 pm |
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Good for writing self-destructing messages.
A radioactive keyboard (plays music, types AND holds all your keys)
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inspiration
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Post Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2017 10:55 pm |
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Good for playing some background music while you stay up all night typing your term papers. (Provides a nice green glow to see your notes by, too.)
A radioactive toothpick. Gets the food out from between your teeth ... when your teeth fall out.
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Dodger77
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Post Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2017 3:48 pm |
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OOG: OMG INSPY!!! *waves*
Useful for cleaning said teeth so that they can be turned into dentures.
A radioactive ferret shock pill. It cures ferret shock induced by the return of a long lost sluggite.
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drachefly
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Post Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2017 9:56 am |
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Useful now, it seems.
Radioactive seeds. They grow into a random plant instead of whatever it germinated from.
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kitoba
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Post Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2017 12:21 pm |
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It really messes with Monsanto
Radioactive teacup. It never goes empty.
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CCC
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Post Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2017 2:34 pm |
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I just wish it was tea that it was filled with.
An infinite supply of radioactive coffee - it tastes even more bitter than regular coffee, and neither sugar nor milk help moderate that taste.
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