The mascot for the {insert team's name here} just looks silly.

Carn the Umpires!!!

(This seems more like a WGARS game than a GC discussion... goodness knows we could use some popular threads in WGARS right now)

Agreed. Also, let's make this the last for a while, okay? Repeated threads get, well, repeatative.

*Boot*

"It's not my fault I'm a 2!!!" (Shouted at a friend in a public place. Pm if you wish an explanation)

"So.. I've got a ring of three wishes.... I wish I had a huge redwood."

"Oh gawd, what gang wears purple? The gay gang?"

Yeah.. stupidity at its worst.

"Hold on, my pants are vibrating" (damn cellphones..)

"That'd be as stupid as me falling of this bed, and it's not like - OUCH!" (yea, i fell off the bed right after saying that)

Special forbidden D&D quotes

-25 GP says i can get the Cleric to doubt his faith...

-OOC:What's a little darkness, i got precise shot.

-OOC: First we torture him until he talks, then we let him go.

-Wait the NPC doesn't like me? all i did was demand the death of that town guardsman.

-Bar fight? I use burning hands.

-Of course i have lamp oil. I always have lamp oil. (FYI yes the above quote does figure into this one.)

-Screw the barbarian. He got himself knocked out, he doesn't get any treasure.

There's more but i'll stop....

Vampires have so many weaknesses you cant HELP killing them.

Anything but a 1

"No, this assignment's way easy... I'll get it done in half an hour, tops." -paraphrased from my younger brother, who thinks this way and ALWAYS gets screwed over

"Sure, that kind of thing's a simple re-texture job... no problem; I'll finish it in like fifteen minutes." -A sure way to end up with a flat white mesh. I STILL haven't figured out how to fix it.

"Level six? Oh, I should probably be able to start up the vampire quest string about now, get it out of the way..." -Me, dooming my Morrowind character to being undead a hell of a lot longer than she needed to

"Oh, I should make a BLIND character! That'd be pretty neat!" -Two years later, Thorn Mephendrian is FINALLY balanced for D&D play, and even then only allowed by one DM so far.

Moved from GC:

I was at my GF's college reunion this weekend and the conversation went something like this:

Phaedrus's GF: "Hi, this is my boyfriend Phaedrus."
GF's Friend: "Oh, well my fiancee... oh I mean fiancee to be... couldn't be here tonight."

"Fiancee to be?" WTF is that? Does he not know he is proposing to her yet? lol. It was pretty funny. All girls' schools are crazy places.

I've lost gaming tournies because of that phrase.

Pfft. He's only got one out. My flush will crush him...

These are all qoutes from my chemistry class.

Can you make a nuclear bomb out a a dinosaur?

Would you give me extra credit if I gave you my appendix? You could show it off in your anatomy class. *wink*

Do you think chemists name their kids things like BrINClHOF or Erlynmyer?

Do you think I could snort a mini-M&M?

(true story)

You should never tell your classes of Pre-calc students that you wanted to name your son Pythagoras Archimedes, but your wife wouldn't let you.

And he's attending your school.

Especially if you don't want people referring to him as Pyth Arc.

Which he responded to.

It's a party. There's a table, where some ladies are stacking cans in a pyramid. I take a picture, and comment:

"Nice cans."

There's an awkward pause, until all of us at the table realize what had just happened.

That's why you should learn slang and euphemisms.

Another time, I was using a ball-mouse, and it got stuck. I turned to a female next to me, asking:

"You have any idea how to clean these balls?"

She looks at me in shock, then looks at my hand and realizes that I'm holding the mouse. Very close to getting slapped, I tell ye.

Never, ever yell out "CORN" in front of a computer. Why? Because even though you're writing a report on colonial New Jersey, and mentioned "BERRIES", "POTATOES", and "HERBS" earlier on, everyone's gonna turn their head to your computer screen.

They're the ones with dirty minds.