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 Post subject: Trolling for Burgers
 Post Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 3:34 am 
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[in which I attack all you hold dear in a controversial manner. I insult you personally and also your mother. I then go on to make ludicrous claims in support of my controversial and offensive world view. I then post a link to tubgirl*. And then I call you all Nazis.]



* DO NOT GOOGLE TUBGIRL You will regret it.

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 Post Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 4:44 am 
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Um...what?

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 Post Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 4:51 am 
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It's kind of a joke thread, wherein each person posts an humorous account of what would be the response to the the previous posts, had they been genuine. Perhaps it belongs in WGARS.

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 Post Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 4:59 am 
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And you, sir, have hair growing out of your ears!

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 Post Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 5:29 am 
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WHAT? My uncle had an ear-hair problem, you harlot! I expect that you spend your evenings teaching parrots to sing satanic psalms!

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Sorry, but gamey things belong in WGARS.

And your mother wears army boots, you Nazi!

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 Post Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 9:12 am 
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[At this point I ironically mispell some obvious word (Ooh, how postmodern) and then post an internet macro to demonstrate my feelings on the last posts instead of writing it myself.]

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 Post Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 1:12 pm 
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[Long, tedious, and systematic argument supported by links to serious articles on teh Intarweb only to be shot down in flames for making a minor factual error by Weremensh]

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[Half hearted agreement with Kea's statement. Divergence into physics discussion. Forgets point.]

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[Slaps Waffle with a trout and questions his mental facilities, as well as his parentage, because I'm not exactly up on high-level physics and, therefore, have no damn idea what he's talking about.]

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[buries head in pillow as discussion turns towards yet another excrutiatingly detailed examination of World War II battle strategy and military hardware]

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 Post Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 6:13 pm 
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[Confusion about use of trout in WWII. Happy dance for reasons to be possibly revealed on Friday. Suspicious backpedaling. Blatant attempt to change subject to trout spawning practices.]

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[Notation that trout spawning makes a lot of caviar, which can be sold for a lot. Suggestion of a get-rich scheme involving the world's largest Viagra tablet and a local lake.]

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[Having started a rather controversial discussion and let others get it rolling, I return. I back the unpopular candidate, cast a few veiled ad hominem attacks, make some illogical arguments, deliberately misinterperet others, and vanish into the night]

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